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- Christopher Hitchens

Oh Hitchens, you were so witty <3
There will be a transit of Venus on June 5th. This will be the last transit of Venus to occur in our lifetime and the next one will be in  2117!
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if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours


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